I have been getting asked what are we planning for the entertainment portion of Friday. I think that we should all meet and figure out what if anything we are going to do? Can we get together this afternoon for about 15 minutes or less?
Fifteen minutes or less? I have a feeling the entertainment at this Xmas party is going to be pretttty good.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Fw: Weeweechu
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
“Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
“Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
“Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas...Weeweechu a Merry ChristmasWeeweechu a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. I'm so torn. This is both cute AND stupid...
Seasonal Message...tee hee
When it snows,
Ain’t it thrilling?
Tho’ your nose
Gets a chilling?
NOT!!!
Ain’t it thrilling?
Tho’ your nose
Gets a chilling?
NOT!!!
Ha! So fresh and topical- AND just in time for the Holidays. Hurray! Xmas Office forwards are arriving!!!
Friday, December 12, 2008
Cleaning of building windows
Cleaners will be in the building to clean the inside faces of the exterior windows this weekend.
Please clear any items stored on the window sills and desk surfaces in front of your office windows.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Tahlula Constantine
Good message AND it’s from Tahlula. “Inside faces of windows” ughghghghhh
Please clear any items stored on the window sills and desk surfaces in front of your office windows.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Tahlula Constantine
Good message AND it’s from Tahlula. “Inside faces of windows” ughghghghhh
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Subject: Parking Stall #51
Would whomever is parked in Parking Stall #51, please remove your vehicle. The owner of the stall is in the building and requires the stall.
This email would have been better if the word "stall" had been used more. MORE STALL!
This email would have been better if the word "stall" had been used more. MORE STALL!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
FYI
There is a lovely bunch of chocolates in the 15th floor kitchen from Millicent!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA SICKKKKKKKKKKKK.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA SICKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Staff departures
For some reason, I don't think an email like this should start off so
chipper...
Good afternoon everyone;
We wish to announce that Jenica DeSylva (temporary Communications
Coordinator) has tendered her resignation effective Friday, December
5th, 2008. The department would like to thank Jenica for her
enthusiastic service to the company and wish her the best in her new
position.
Thank You.
chipper...
Good afternoon everyone;
We wish to announce that Jenica DeSylva (temporary Communications
Coordinator) has tendered her resignation effective Friday, December
5th, 2008. The department would like to thank Jenica for her
enthusiastic service to the company and wish her the best in her new
position.
Thank You.
Clear your schedules for the morning of Wednesday, October 15th for the annual High Five event. Details are coming, so keep watching this channel...
To all Department Staff
The Award Committee proudly announces:
The 8th Annual General Meeting
& 6th Annual High Five Event
“Hive Five Live”
December 12, 2008
Book your calendar now for the morning of December 12!
More details provided in the future so watch for our exciting updates!
Pssst…….”The High Five Event Planning Committee is scouting talent now…..no pressure, but to date, no one said no when asked if they would like to participate!”
The Award Committee proudly announces:
The 8th Annual General Meeting
& 6th Annual High Five Event
“Hive Five Live”
December 12, 2008
Book your calendar now for the morning of December 12!
More details provided in the future so watch for our exciting updates!
Pssst…….”The High Five Event Planning Committee is scouting talent now…..no pressure, but to date, no one said no when asked if they would like to participate!”
Yay! More exciting updates are on the way!!!! Also, "keep watching this channel"??? What does that even mean? Keep watching this exciting email channel?
Subject: Podium Microphone - Conference Centre
Hello, We are looking for the podium microphone in the Conference Centre, has anyone seen it recently.
Thank you,
Janet Malcom
Adminstration
Subject: RE: Podium Microphone - Conference Centre
When you do find it I would like an explanation on why and by whom it was removed in the first place please.
Jeff Butler
Senior Management
Uh oh...someone's in troub-troub. JUICY!!!
Thank you,
Janet Malcom
Adminstration
Subject: RE: Podium Microphone - Conference Centre
When you do find it I would like an explanation on why and by whom it was removed in the first place please.
Jeff Butler
Senior Management
Uh oh...someone's in troub-troub. JUICY!!!
Monday, December 8, 2008
I actually don’t understand ONE word of what this email says. Not one word. Well, except for “Attention.”
Attention: All Staff Who Use CYIM, Site Contacts, LAN Administrators:
CYIM Release 6.17 will be implemented on Sunday September 28, 2008. The key change to CYIM in this release is the ability to access the new Detailed Assessment Record (DAR) and the Ongoing Case Assessment Record (OCAR) for Champion Sites. For detailed information on this CYIM enhancement please visit:
ACS Worklinks> Tools > Work Information Module>Release Notes>CYIM Release 6.17 Document
Please note: Scheduled downtime to implement CYIM Release 6.17 will be on Sunday September 28, 2008 from 7am to 11am.
Please note that CYIM will not be available during this time. The new Release will be available for use at 11am on Sunday September 28, 2008. It is essential that all staff are logged off CYIM before 7am on Sunday September 28, 2008. We can not apply the release to your worksite if any workstation is still logged into CYIM.
When you log into CYIM after 11am on Sunday September 28,2008 access the UTILITIES MENU and select DISPLAY APPLICATION VERSION to ensure you are running Application Version 6.17.
Note To LAN Administrators: Please leave the File Server up and running to allow Release 6.17 to be implemented at your site.
If you have any questions or require additional information please contact Applications (CYIM) Support at 780-xxx-xxxx.
Thank-you.
Attention: All Staff Who Use CYIM, Site Contacts, LAN Administrators:
CYIM Release 6.17 will be implemented on Sunday September 28, 2008. The key change to CYIM in this release is the ability to access the new Detailed Assessment Record (DAR) and the Ongoing Case Assessment Record (OCAR) for Champion Sites. For detailed information on this CYIM enhancement please visit:
ACS Worklinks> Tools > Work Information Module>Release Notes>CYIM Release 6.17 Document
Please note: Scheduled downtime to implement CYIM Release 6.17 will be on Sunday September 28, 2008 from 7am to 11am.
Please note that CYIM will not be available during this time. The new Release will be available for use at 11am on Sunday September 28, 2008. It is essential that all staff are logged off CYIM before 7am on Sunday September 28, 2008. We can not apply the release to your worksite if any workstation is still logged into CYIM.
When you log into CYIM after 11am on Sunday September 28,2008 access the UTILITIES MENU and select DISPLAY APPLICATION VERSION to ensure you are running Application Version 6.17.
Note To LAN Administrators: Please leave the File Server up and running to allow Release 6.17 to be implemented at your site.
If you have any questions or require additional information please contact Applications (CYIM) Support at 780-xxx-xxxx.
Thank-you.
A taste of Hungary
Hello!
I have returned from Paris and Budapest and have brought a taste of Hungary back to share. I have put them on Kathleen’s shelf so please help yourselves!
Carol
It's always nice chit chatting with co-wokers. But it's even nicer not having to chit chat with co-workers. Tough luck, Kathleen.
I have returned from Paris and Budapest and have brought a taste of Hungary back to share. I have put them on Kathleen’s shelf so please help yourselves!
Carol
It's always nice chit chatting with co-wokers. But it's even nicer not having to chit chat with co-workers. Tough luck, Kathleen.
Workplace Well-being
The Wellness and Safety Committee
is pleased to offer
an opportunity to see a
Massage Therapist
is pleased to offer
an opportunity to see a
Massage Therapist
Chair Massage
Date: November 28, 2008
Location: 19th Floor, WinstonPlace
Cost: $25.00 ½ hour
Payment Options: Cash or Cheque
If you would like to book a session please e-mail Carole McMillie to request an appoint time. We will try to accommodate all requests. Please ensure that your supervisor/work area is aware of your scheduled appointment ahead of time. ENJOY!
Brought to you by your
Wellness and Safety Committee.
Okay. How creepy is this email to get at work and how creepy is that picture?
Re: the corporate world
An excerpt from an actual email:
Re: your voicemail message asking about dropping the “www.” From our URL when using it on promotional items. That’s a really good question. Like the “1” in “1-800” which we dropped because we felt everyone knows that you dial “1” before a toll free number, it might be time to drop the “www.” before our URL as we can pretty safely assume that everybody knows to type “www.” before the rest of a web address. However, do you have any examples of other organizations that have dropped the “www.” ? I wouldn’t want to be the first or to do it if it is not widely done by others. I’d be interested in the thoughts of others on this question.
:O Have you ever seen anything more gloroious that this???? I think this one might be the BEST stupid office memo to date. For serious.
FYI- In case you're wondering, the correct answer to this question is to schedule a meeting and create a URL committee task force.
Re: your voicemail message asking about dropping the “www.” From our URL when using it on promotional items. That’s a really good question. Like the “1” in “1-800” which we dropped because we felt everyone knows that you dial “1” before a toll free number, it might be time to drop the “www.” before our URL as we can pretty safely assume that everybody knows to type “www.” before the rest of a web address. However, do you have any examples of other organizations that have dropped the “www.” ? I wouldn’t want to be the first or to do it if it is not widely done by others. I’d be interested in the thoughts of others on this question.
:O Have you ever seen anything more gloroious that this???? I think this one might be the BEST stupid office memo to date. For serious.
FYI- In case you're wondering, the correct answer to this question is to schedule a meeting and create a URL committee task force.
Heating Issues
I have been advised by the building operators that they have turned off the chillers for the entire building so it should get warmer on all of our floors. If you do get too warm, please let me know so that I can advise them. Also, I believe there is a problem with hot water in the building, as in there is none. They are working on that problem as well.
Thanks
Wondrous! Remember kids: in the corporate world it's very risky to state anything outright- even things that are very, very obvious. Instead, it's best to "presume" or "believe" things. That way you can't be held accountable :)
Thanks
Wondrous! Remember kids: in the corporate world it's very risky to state anything outright- even things that are very, very obvious. Instead, it's best to "presume" or "believe" things. That way you can't be held accountable :)
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