Clear your schedules for the morning of Wednesday, October 15th for the annual High Five event. Details are coming, so keep watching this channel...

To all Department Staff

The Award Committee proudly announces:
The 8th Annual General Meeting
& 6th Annual High Five Event
“Hive Five Live”
December 12, 2008


Book your calendar now for the morning of December 12!
More details provided in the future so watch for our exciting updates!

Pssst…….”The High Five Event Planning Committee is scouting talent now…..no pressure, but to date, no one said no when asked if they would like to participate!”

Yay! More exciting updates are on the way!!!! Also, "keep watching this channel"??? What does that even mean? Keep watching this exciting email channel?

Subject: Podium Microphone - Conference Centre

Hello, We are looking for the podium microphone in the Conference Centre, has anyone seen it recently.

Thank you,

Janet Malcom
Adminstration


Subject: RE: Podium Microphone - Conference Centre

When you do find it I would like an explanation on why and by whom it was removed in the first place please.

Jeff Butler
Senior Management


Uh oh...someone's in troub-troub. JUICY!!!

I actually don’t understand ONE word of what this email says. Not one word. Well, except for “Attention.”


Attention: All Staff Who Use CYIM, Site Contacts, LAN Administrators:

CYIM Release 6.17 will be implemented on Sunday September 28, 2008. The key change to CYIM in this release is the ability to access the new Detailed Assessment Record (DAR) and the Ongoing Case Assessment Record (OCAR) for Champion Sites. For detailed information on this CYIM enhancement please visit:

ACS Worklinks> Tools > Work Information Module>Release Notes>CYIM Release 6.17 Document

Please note: Scheduled downtime to implement CYIM Release 6.17 will be on Sunday September 28, 2008 from 7am to 11am.

Please note that CYIM will not be available during this time. The new Release will be available for use at 11am on Sunday September 28, 2008. It is essential that all staff are logged off CYIM before 7am on Sunday September 28, 2008. We can not apply the release to your worksite if any workstation is still logged into CYIM.

When you log into CYIM after 11am on Sunday September 28,2008 access the UTILITIES MENU and select DISPLAY APPLICATION VERSION to ensure you are running Application Version 6.17.

Note To LAN Administrators: Please leave the File Server up and running to allow Release 6.17 to be implemented at your site.

If you have any questions or require additional information please contact Applications (CYIM) Support at 780-xxx-xxxx.

Thank-you.

A taste of Hungary

Hello!
I have returned from Paris and Budapest and have brought a taste of Hungary back to share. I have put them on Kathleen’s shelf so please help yourselves!

Carol

It's always nice chit chatting with co-wokers. But it's even nicer not having to chit chat with co-workers. Tough luck, Kathleen.

Workplace Well-being

The Wellness and Safety Committee
is pleased to offer
an opportunity to see a
Massage Therapist

Chair Massage

Date: November 28, 2008
Location: 19th Floor, WinstonPlace
Cost: $25.00 ½ hour
Payment Options: Cash or Cheque



If you would like to book a session please e-mail Carole McMillie to request an appoint time. We will try to accommodate all requests. Please ensure that your supervisor/work area is aware of your scheduled appointment ahead of time. ENJOY!


Brought to you by your
Wellness and Safety Committee.

Okay. How creepy is this email to get at work and how creepy is that picture?

Re: the corporate world

An excerpt from an actual email:

Re: your voicemail message asking about dropping the “www.” From our URL when using it on promotional items. That’s a really good question. Like the “1” in “1-800” which we dropped because we felt everyone knows that you dial “1” before a toll free number, it might be time to drop the “www.” before our URL as we can pretty safely assume that everybody knows to type “www.” before the rest of a web address. However, do you have any examples of other organizations that have dropped the “www.” ? I wouldn’t want to be the first or to do it if it is not widely done by others. I’d be interested in the thoughts of others on this question.

:O Have you ever seen anything more gloroious that this???? I think this one might be the BEST stupid office memo to date. For serious.

FYI- In case you're wondering, the correct answer to this question is to schedule a meeting and create a URL committee task force.

Heating Issues

I have been advised by the building operators that they have turned off the chillers for the entire building so it should get warmer on all of our floors. If you do get too warm, please let me know so that I can advise them. Also, I believe there is a problem with hot water in the building, as in there is none. They are working on that problem as well.

Thanks

Wondrous! Remember kids: in the corporate world it's very risky to state anything outright- even things that are very, very obvious. Instead, it's best to "presume" or "believe" things. That way you can't be held accountable :)